The Wizzard |
Egregious professor of cruel and unusual geography. (+18 other titles) Will try to answer all questions except the really difficult ones. |
I guess Mr. Lipwig just has one of those faces.
I thought I lost that star.
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Really, um, you should probably ask- Ponder! Yes! He loves questions, go bug him!
((So I finally gave up on my crappy tablet. Replies to asks are coming drawn by hand from now on! The reason I prefer a tablet is because I don’t have to do the song-and-dance routine with my scanner, but no can do. Here’s a picture while I edit a few ask answers! ))
/stares
*cough* I’m just going to put these away…
Would it cheer you up if I’d say I’m relieved it’s nothing kinky?
THAT’S NOT MINE.
Wait, how- where did you even get those?
Well… it is your size and it’s for men…Do i WANT to know?
/stares
/nonchalantly sidles away
No! They’re not- I mean- I-
Ohhh, well played, you worm-eaten timber.
/stares
*cough* I’m just going to put these away…
Would it cheer you up if I’d say I’m relieved it’s nothing kinky?
THAT’S NOT MINE.
Wait, how- where did you even get those?
Wait, what? What are you even going to say? You can’t speak, you piece of driftwood.
/stares
Oh, don’t even give me that look. And stop begging at the tables at Great Hall, people are starting to complain!
/stares
At least stop biting their ankles, okay?
/shuffles feet
At least give me my hat back.
/eats hat
/stares
The- I- but- Wh-
HEY.Did he just EAT YOUR HAT?!
Yes.
I always get it back in a day or two, with a couple of missing sequins.
/stares
*cough* I’m just going to put these away…